Remember when your mom used to tell you that, “no one likes a tattletale”? I often heard this response when I informed her that my sister had committed one transgression or another. Somehow it didn’t work the same way when my sister dropped a dime on me — I usually got a spanking. Life’s inequities aside, I think that for many folks, the National Security Agency (NSA) is viewed as the biggest tattletale of all time, and more than a few of us would like to give them some type of karmic beating. That’s the way it goes sometimes. Eavesdrop on a few Russians or terrorists and you’re everybody’s pal; collect a few billion domestic phone records and suddenly you’re as welcome as Alec Baldwin at a GLAAD convention. Obviously, our friends at the NSA have a wee bit of a PR problem that they need to address, and, in this day and age, what better way to address it than by “going green.”